Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.Īre you serious? Ever since I was a little kid, like, eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind. So, what's the deal? We gotta pay for our own drinks? That's lame.Ĭome on, it'll be fun, and besides, I'm a roulette expert. How long is the wait for a table for two? I would never, ever serve you. It's just It's nice to know, at the end of the day, I can look in the mirror and say, 'Michael, because of you, some little kid in the Congo 'has a belly full of rice this evening.
MICHAEL: Tonight the Scranton Business Park is having Casino Night and we are converting our warehouse into a full-blown gambling hall.Īnd I know it's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity.Īnd I consider myself a great philanderer.
